Tango with the Wolf Man, Salsa with the shark.

Day 14: Your earliest memory.

I don't know if you've noticed the trend here or not? But I have serious mental issues. More to the point, I constantly struggle to remember past events that exceed the more recent years of my life. Not to say I forget everything, it just takes me a moment or twenty billion to reminisce. Or even just to decipher what was in fact real or what just happened in my own mind. So I could dig back and wrack my brain for my earliest memory to share, or I could tell you my earliest memory of today.

My earliest memory today was the dream I was having before waking up confused and a little impressed by my own imagination. I couldn't tell you whether mine being impressed was in a good way or a creeped out way, impressed nonetheless. You see I was dreaming that I was wrestling a shark that kept jumping out of the water hell bent on eating me - lord knows what his problem was. And you know how it is in dream world, you never do the practical and run the hell away from a shark by moving inland. Nah, that would be boring. So there I was wrestling shark and what knot, and I sure gave a good go of it! I wrestled that bitch to the ocean floor, I grabbed his tail fin and swung him around over my head, which honestly isn't too far fetched given everything is weightless in water. By the end of it the shark swam away and climbed up onto a little sand dune defeated, and whilst doing so he turned into Zach Galifianakis.

I wonder what those cheesy dream decoder books would have to say about that? Anyway you guys, I'll leave you with that tale. Because quite frankly it's got to be more interesting then me waffling on about my earliest memory way back when. I was a happy kid, a real dreamer, I just didn't dream about Zach Galifianakis then... which is probably for the best. Maybe one time - if you're lucky - I'll tell you about my James Franco dream in which he was the Wolf Man. Alternatively you could all try drinking some late night chocolate soy milk yourselves and seeing if he pays you a little visit.

Goodnight lovely dreamers.
May the force be with you.

Chuck Norris.

Day 14 down, 16 to go.

&.the.bohemian.girl.xx.