Saturday, March 8, 2014

30 useless pieces of information.

Day 6: Write 30 interesting facts about yourself.

1. I play the banjo, the fact that I don't play it well isn't important.
2. I've been a vegan for two years.
3. I love karaoke, but I'm that asshole that won't sing.
4. I have a cat named Charlie, why is it interesting? Because he's the best cat in the world, BOOM! I said it.
5. Brussel sprouts are my favourite vegetable.
6. I've never broken any bones!
7. Well actually as it turns out I broke my toe once, but it sorted itself out.
8. I've backpacked through Central America, South America, Jamaica, Canada, USA, Europe & South East Asia.
9. Technically I'm 27 years old, mentally I'm 12, and people often guess that I'm 19 based upon my physical appearance.
10. I have a ridiculous and uncomfortable fear of jellyfish and seaweed.
11. When I was younger I did karate for two weeks.
12. I can't touch my toes (this will be fiction by the years end, damn it!)
13. I can put my big toe in my mouth...
14. I have thirteen tattoos including a Land Before Time sleeve.
15. I once convinced my friend that my name is spelt 'Tarra' She bought it for months until I told her otherwise. Sucker.
16. I had childhood Epilepsy and suffered from zombie-esque blackouts.
17. I was terrified of cats as a child. The claws guys, the claws.
18. I'm extremely gifted at acting as though I love a shitty gift.
19. I never liked Hanson. In Primary School someone accused me of being a Hanson fan, I remember quite vivid to this day how disgusted, mad and just plain insulted I was.
20. I'm pro equality, and a firm believer in love being love. We're all human.
21. Surprisingly I have a Diploma in Magazine based Journalism. Me study good.
22. I collected butcher boys (slater bugs) as a child, farming them in old ice-cream tubs.
23. After working in childcare for 5 years, I'm now reluctant to have children.
24. If my desire to have children suddenly re-birthed (jokes!) I would adopt.
25. I once won a colouring competition and got to run through the banner with my AFL team - Hawthorn Hawks - during a live match.
26. There's a scar on my left elbow from playing slip & slide in the bathtub.
27. I did one weeks intense training in Muay Thai when I was on vacation a few years ago. To this day I still feel like an unstoppable badass bitch.
28. My parents once tricked me into eating Skippy (you know, the bush kangaroo) I knew the steak tasted funky! Jerks.
29. I once broke my cousins bubble-wand and pretended I found it that way.
30. I love Ringo Starr... and I think Zach Galifianakis is kind of sexy...
Feels good to get that off my chest.

Day 6 down, 24 to go.

&.the.bohemian.girl.xx.

Postscript: Geez guys, I thought this whole thirty facts bit would be a piece of cake! As it turns out facts are easy, but what equates to interesting facts not so much... Whatever it's Saturday night y'all! Time to flick the switch to party mode and disco.

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