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Day 9: What do you think the future will be like?

What an epic question. Of course - like everyone before me no doubt - I can only hope that we finally get those goddamn hover-boards. But what will it be like? I'd like to think that people worldwide all engage in and embrace unity, equality and the freedom to love. Not to mention a worldwide education and understanding on how important the environment is and that the time to give a damn is today if not yesteryear. Because even if you believe that you're not directly affected by the devastation of pollution and global warming, your children's children (and so on) sure as hell will be. This is our planet people, it's where we live, you wouldn't want people shitting on your living room floor would you? Nope. So let's not shit all over Earth, she's been pretty phenomenal in providing for us.

Okay, so I may have got off track a moment there, but that is only because that shit is real y'all. Anyway here's a tiny story to ease the intensity.

The Future, by &.the.bohemian.girl.
Far far away in a time at least twelve years away from now, there will be a great divide as the human race struggle to survive the inglorious invasion of the Swag-Bishes. Who in the hell dem Swag-Bishes you ask? Well my uneducated little earthling folk, a Swag-Bish is a hideous breed of human droid that was sent to the planet Earth to entice the simple folk that inhabited said planet to embrace their inner swagger (obvi). The results were devastating, and kind of amazing at the same time. As more and more humans began to refer to their friends as bitches and home-doggs, whilst shaking their booties at bear and other unsuspecting victims, those folk resistant to the movement - to which later was named an epidemic - began to avoid the converted Swag-Bishians. Of course a large portion of the non Swag-Bishes fell into a division of their very own, a division in which one could say was equally disturbing. Those folk all grew facial hair that they kept neatly trimmed (the women too) yet for some reason refused to shower as they sipped on their venti frappuccino's. Seriously, what's up with that? Anyway, as it turned out all that zombie apocalypse training that many had undertaken was a complete waste of time against the Swag-Bishes and converted Swag-Bishians, and there was nothing left to do about the booty shaking bear situations but just sit back and film it with your iPhone to upload it straight to youtube.
The End...? Boom shackalacka boom.

So I may be a tad overtired and mentally wired right now, but in all seriousness there is one extremely wonderful element to the future. That fact being the fact that it hasn't happened yet, and absolutely anything is possible. We are all capable of forging whatever path we so desire, and that's the most delectable thing of all. So wake up and get a big whiff of all those possibilities everyone, and step forth with all yo swagger and frappuccino's.

Day 9 down, 21 to go.

Mmm.... Coffeeeeeee

&.the.bohemian.girl.xx.

Walk in the park daisy picking picnic.

Day 8: A moment you felt the most satisfied with your life?

I've had a really satisfying day today actually. It's Labour day and the last day of the long weekend, it was also the last day that my brother, mother and myself can hang out all together before mum goes back to Melbourne. We took a cruisy start to the public holiday, enjoying a cooked breakfast before driving to Semaphore beach. Basically we spent the day beachside strolling and doing pretty much nothing, it was great. We finished the day with some wicked good Chinese food by the Marina too, and now we're three stuffed piggies on the couch pretty damn satisfied yo!

My satisfying day aside this question is about one particular moment, the most satisfying moment that I have experienced with my life so far... ah, um, lets see now... this is bloody hard, to pinpoint that one moment. It could easily be food related ecstasy, travelling abroad by myself, accomplishing certain tasks/goals, heck I even get sick satisfaction from finishing a letter or a blog, something so simple yet it's so damn satisfying for me. Finishing any form of writing just feels the best, I love it. But that one moment? I don't know guys, honestly I doubt I could tell you.

It would be easy enough for me to take the whole finishing my studies route (I am after all almost useless when it comes to finishing something I begin, apparently that's a Sagittarius trait so I learnt) it felt incredible to receive my diploma and have it framed and know that I accomplished something I started. But then again, I can't really remember the exact emotions and satisfaction from that particular moment, so surely it wasn't the most satisfying - if it were I'd remember every single moment of it right?

Holy bananas I am struggling here, this challenge is an actual challenge! Ain't no walk in the park daisy picking picnic. I find life satisfying, but right know I'm kind of frustrated by the fact that I cannot for the life of me pinpoint a freaking moment of pure satisfaction that defeats all other moments. And I don't know if that is depressing or maybe it's a good thing, as in there is no particular occasion because I'm just a satisfied kind of girl, all hopped up on satisfaction. Life is pretty good, can't complain! I mean there is always more to achieve and experience, and hopefully more moments of satisfaction to go with those achievements and experiences. And then maybe one day I could answer this goddamn question straight up, no rambling b.s.

Who am I kidding? I'm all about the rambling b.s.

Day 8 down, 22 to go.
Ah yeah baby, just finished another blog up in here.

Beach, beers, sunsets, satisfaction.

&.the.bohemian.girl.xx.

Beware the Zodiac.

Day 7: What is your Zodiac sign, and does it fit your personality?

I don't know much about the whole Zodiac business, that's not to say I haven't indulged in a few tacky magazine Star Signs in my time and laughed along whilst saying "Preach! Ain't that some uncanny truth" if it tells me something that I find pleasing... Who isn't guilty of that really? One thing I do know for sure is that the Sagittarius is half man/half horse, and is wicked good with a bow and arrow. And that my friends, is kind of rad. But being that I know little to nothing on the subject, I took the liberty of using old faithful Google to educate myself further. Here's a little rundown on what I've read:

-The half man/half horse archer is called a Centaur (Obviously.)

-The Sagittarius planet master is Jupiter, and it's one of the three fire signs. Also the sign of the philosopher and explorer.

-Sagittarians are independent, adventure cravers, whom are excitable, positive/optimistic, and value freedom above all things.

-They make great friends given their 'we'd do anything for you' attitude. (I really would do anything for my homies!)

-Born entertainers with no shortage of ideas, Sagittarians just want to explore the world and not fret about emotions, in fact they can be emotionally detached...

You know what guys I'm going to pump the breaks, there's no point me continue copy & pasting anything else about the Sagittarius sign - you all have Google - but basically Sagittarians are awesome according to this source of information: http://zodiac-signs-astrology.com/zodiac-signs/sagittarius.htm And I don't know if it's the red wine talking, but I've got to admit I just became that person who sits there nodding along in agreement whilst reading her Star Sign. So in answer to the actual question at hand, yeah I think I am pretty darn compatible with my Zodiac. It appears to fit my personality to a t from the little I read, so why the hell not. That said I also think it could be a huge conspiracy!!! Designed to suit every type of personality. Scandal. I'll have to read up on all the signs and report back my findings.

In the meantime why not click through on that link above and search your own Zodiac, it is a pretty great way to waste some time and you never know you may just read some 'facts' you relate to and enjoy. Heck, my mum's even getting educated. It turns out she ages backwards - gets younger with age that is - lucky Gemini Twinsie bitch. (I heart you and your brilliant genetics mother, you're a babe!) One piece of integral information I have to point out for you guys though, is that having a Sagittarius in your life will make the sun shine a lot brighter... Hey, you can't fight the power of Google's knowledge.

Happy Sunday guys & dolls, I'm going to go do what I was born to do and entertain like a boss! Aka: pour my mother another glass of red, can't tame those youthful Gemini's.

Day 7 down, 23 to go.

&.the.bohemian.girl.xx.

Postscript: Excuse me for not being able to decide on one meme, it's just like totally the indecisive Sagittarius in me.